the new breed

There has seemed to be a growing number of brooding murmuring and hurming RLSH as of late, and it can only lead me to wonder; how many of these little emo kids are going to continue to pop up? Myspace is going to be left riddled with useless profiles that they will forget about once they get tired of the fad. The big thing that also comes into it is that they speak and act as though it is a comic book world. I spoke to one of them, his name is believe it or not, Unknown. He pontificates as though he is an embodiment of Rorshach himself. That is the farthest thing from a compliment I can possibly offer. He speaks of getting into fights constantly with no proof, as typical of that type of RLSH, as though it is a symbol of pride.



But the key is he does not seem to grasp the fact that no one believes him at all. He proclaims himself with his fists. It has been told to me that he actually said his only weapon is his fists. Now unless I am wrong, which I know I am not, that would mean this kid must be the single greatest martial artist on the planet in order to not have a worry about deflecting baseball bats or knives, or any other type of implement someone may use against him, or he goes around beating up little kids in the guise of a superhero, the latter seems most likely. The only way he could be so proficient in fighting is if all he spent his days doing was martial arts training and conditioning, that he knows over seven different types of martial arts, but has yet to post any proof of that at all, talk about a very big pile of shit, its getting old, we can see through you very easily. In case you didn't know, he is a kid, yes a kid, running around in a fedora and white mask and a black trench coat. Get a new gimmick. Its been done over and over and over again.



Now there are some that are just a bit misguided in their paths, and I like to think that they have a chance to be molded correctly, but they are the idealist RLSH. In case you are not aware of what they are, they are the young spandex wearing kids that think they can run around like Superman and become the savior of the world. They are the ones that need to be kept on the ground for fear they become the next Master Legend. People such as Viper, the so aptly named The Timer, and The Bee. They are brightly clad and preach the word of saving a world of sin. They go off on long rants about how they plan to rid the world of evil. Evil. Whoever thinks in such deluded terms of black and white is an idiot. There are no general bad guys. Hell the person sitting next to you on the school bus could be evil. The world is made up of more than that. Learn to see the world for what it is, and learn to work within the boundaries as best you can, learn the right ways to do things if you intend on being taken seriously in the community. I am not even going to bring up the tiresome argument about taking off the masks, and joining the police force, this is past all of that bullshit, this is about learning the right way to do what you do, and to bring true legitimacy to your efforts. Put forth the effort and devote yourselves, or you are going to be just another old myspace page of someone who couldnt even finish what they never truly started in the first place. Stop worrying so much about your costumes/uniforms, and focus on what you need to do out there.



Now onto the stupid little morons I refer to as EMO RLSV. They are a slow and immature little bunch. The arguments they pose if they even pose any are the same old story that has been debated within the community for years already. If you want to claim to be a supervillain, do your research, there is nothing worse than a bad villain, just like in the comics. Take Gorilla Grodd from The Flash for instance. He is a super intelligent ape from a Gorilla city that uses his mind control abilities to try and take over the world. Okay, I'll bite, to me this is a completely uninteresting character, but to others it may appear that by moving in reverse down the theorized evolutionary chain but up in the intelligence quotient is cool, cool enough to steal the gimmick from at least as one youth has recently done, he rants on in typical fashion of pointless RLSV about taking over the world and being better than everyone else, when in fact he through and through is unoriginal and uninspired. He makes childish attempts at wit and emotional manipulation, but everyone sees through it right at the start. Learn from the good villains, like Lord Malignance, or even Poop Knife for that matter, although I may not agree with them all the time I would have to say they are shining examples of the Villain community.



There is nothing of but bile being spewed from what he would call his mouth. Learn from the ones that have been around, but then again just like the EMO RLSH you will probably just give up on it and forget about it, while you sit at home and laugh at people on your computer screen, being the same self entitled little retards that you were raised to be, and never try and make a difference in the world. Stop thinking you guys fucking know everything and learn from your elders, on both sides, they can teach you a lot; and can certainly teach you how to hold an adult conversation at the very least. The ultimate point of this post is, to put it plainly; get over yourselves. You are not special, deception is the greatest human feat, mostly because you can deceive yourself into believing anything if you say it or think it enough. You are not super, villain or hero, you are just men, when people can get past that very small but apparently big obstacle (as always its the ego), the RLSH can start to move forward in the positive direction they should.

God damn pokemon

Ok, i know I am not here for this reason, but i felt that i needed to rant about this, I have been there from the beginning, and have seen the progression of this for some reason adored children's show, and it simply gets more mind boogling. The name is now Pokemon galactic battles. There alone I have a problem, because nothing about the show is galactic at all, there is no involvement with anything huge or pertaining to our milky way. It seems they chose the show's name simply for the fact that it sounds cool, that's about all I can assert from it.

There is Ash, the main character, whose entire goal in life is to train animals to fight. It may seem like a mild oversimplification, but honestly that is what this show is about. Then there is Brock, his eyes are never open and he is always harassing women, all he does is oggle and explicity address the women of the world of pokemon, and the fact that he falls in love with every woman that he meets that is around his age speaks numbers about his psychological standing, and that if it remains unchecked he may end up resorting to rape, due to the lack of women paying him attention, and he might start taking it by force. The only redemption of his character is a blue half frog looking thing that punches him in the balls might I add every time he starts to sexually harass someone. Then there is a girl named Dawn that has an annoying bird that just like almost every other animal in their world, it says its name in a really annoying way over and over. Very few of the animals seem to mind being slaves that are forced over and over to battle with other pokemon. But what i find the cruelest irony of it all is that there is apparently a God pokemon that created man in their dimension, and other dimensions as well. So this God allows his pokemon, which were created first in his image to be enslaved by mankind. But again they dont seem to mind being taken from their homes and fighting for some guy, just because he said so.

I wonder how many people were killed by their pokemon rebelling, shit, i wonder what would happen if all of the pokemon just got pissed and turned? What if there were zombie pokemon? So because people can communicate with their pokemon, the pokemon may be able to speak literally back, as in the case of meowth, so in turn eventually all of the pokemon could learn to speak as people, and that is a scary thought. All of these scenarios arise when considering this in real world standards. Ash was a mere 12 or 13 years old when he left home to roam the world searching for pokemon. There are no shootings, no murders apparently, and why, because all disputes are settled with fighting their pokemon. But what if you were to stab someone and they didnt have any pokemon out or didnt get a chance, could you steal their pokemon and sell them on the black market? Is there a whole pokeball id number system? There are a lot of political standpoints here, is it ok to start a pokemon battle with a child? Is that a crime like assault?

I know this question is going to arise, but I will answer it before you can ask it, I was watching pokemon because my room mate is a fan of the show and I simply wanted to question this cartoon, and that's about it.