The Master Legend Army

I apologize right now for the length, but there is a lot to cover. Oh boy, oh boy, you make it too easy on us ML. You have brought this on yourself. In a wonderful turn of events it has come to my attention by trolling myspace that our delusional drunk friend Master Legend himself has begun to create himself an army, that is right an army. You poor sad old man. How can you create an army if you do not know how to train or organize. You do realize you have to put down your six pack first in order to get everything going on a site, voodoo magic will not be what helps you here. Using Star Trek symbols, he lists the areas of conversation on his board as the following...(here is the forum for reference)

masterlegend.forumquebec.net/adventures-f1/

Advice, Introductions, Post your favorite pictures, Adventures, Simple rules, Survival Techniques, Recreation Room, Missions and Tactics, and FIGHTING STORIES.

I will now address the areas of concern here. Advice, sure that's a helpful area, except when it comes to getting advice from ML, because then it will be just to go drink another beer until the pain of a sad life goes away.

Introductions, you have to read this-

masterlegend.forumquebec.net/adventures-f1/introductions-t1.htm

intro's by ML and the great tool of NJ, Tothian himself.Great another way for people to boast about their imaginary tales of starting out as an RLSH. If this site does gain any momentum, although I doubt it will, beware.

Post your favorite pictures, damn, this is too easy, a way for every single glory hound that wants to take part can take part in showing themselves off in all of their spandex glory, boy I can't wait to see all of the tiny teens, and overweight middle aged men that feel that wrapping themselves up in tights is what makes a hero, just easier for the picking. But take a look at what he has on a hand drawn picture, it is obviously a naked woman to the right with quite an unsavory depiction.

Adventures, oh yes, a way to overly embellish a walk down the street into an adventure of leaping off rooftops to save a young girls life that was accosted by 2 men, or saving a child from a runaway car by using your grappling hook to swing in just in time. Look forward to seeing some of their stories, although at this point there are none.

Simple rules, for dating my teenage daughter. (RIP John Ritter)

Survival techniques, here is one, don't get shot. I guess with his infinite wisdom of the dark arts he should be able to show them that they will not need a bullet proof vest, but instead a little bit of goats blood and a chicken foot and then evil will be scared away as well as their bullets.

The recreation room-a place to tell funny stories and jokes, yeah, a place for people dressed up in colorful costumes to talk about jokes, well if that's the case they may as well just post pictures of themselves there, that should make for a good laugh. Here is a funny joke I once heard, Tothian and Master Legend.

Missions and Tactics, a way for people to tell how being untrained and completely unprepared can help you in a fight against crime, and where to post things that you pick up and read on the internet that will supposedly help, although most of them have never experienced it themselves and never will.

Fighting Stories- the cream of the crop. I have been waiting for this. Yes, a place to tell stories of fights against evil, again another place to embellish and make up random stories to pump ones ego, as well as obviously condoning illegal activities. Promoting this section directly under that title is encouraging vigilantism and encouraging people to act upon it and in all ways condones it. He wants those out there to share their actions of violence and aggression instead of encouraging those that join the site to engage with their local police force, to actively be on citizens patrol more than just a few nights a week, but instead working like the National Guard, 2 weekends a month, and 2 weeks in the summer. He should be encouraging knowledge not violence. He should be garnering respect for the authorities, and encouraging getting communities involved. Not some type of one man fight against "danger" and the "bad guys". This man is a danger, he has been allowed for too long to go out running the streets encouraging others to be just as violent of criminals as those they are chasing down.


But here is the thing, ML does not post his own stories. As a matter of fact, he doesn't post anything to even get the forums started, he simply posts a menial sentence to encourage others. There is next to nothing on this site, he hasn't even attempted to really get it together and ready for people to access it. If this is your site and it is under your name, should you not be the first one to stand up and go into detail sharing your supposed knowledge and wisdom regarding what to do in the field? Should you not be the one setting the example? If this is the example you are setting, my intoxicated friend, you are a worse example than the lazy parent that allows their children to wander the streets late at night with no sense of direction, oh wait. . .